wingaardiumlevi0sa:

there were 7 billion pieces of biodegradable confetti, to represent each person in the world.

out there, in London, in the Olympic Stadium, there is a piece of biodegradable confetti dedicated to me.

(Source: lostviolentsouls, via monstermasche)

@1 year ago with 122260 notes
#omfg 

bitchstuber:

the progression of sergio’s drunkenness is directly related to his ability to keep his eyes open

completely sober

slightly tipsy

having a really good time

absolutely shitfaced

(Source: danicarvajalramos, via gonzalohiguains)

@1 year ago with 192 notes
#omfg #;alsklksjdlkasjdaksdljad; 
@1 year ago with 305 notes
#omfg 

cooolasssluusshhh:

wowfunniestposts:

that’s so traumatizing like imagine if the shampoo on your head just never ended

this blog is epic

LMFAOOOO I’M FUCKING CRYING!!!!!

(Source: , via ohaiti)

@1 year ago with 72818 notes
#omfg #lmfao #OMFG 
@1 year ago with 32318 notes
#omfg 
@1 year ago with 60255 notes
#LMFAO #OMFG #FUNNIEST SHIT EVER 
@1 year ago with 929 notes
#OMFG #THIS IS SO PERFECT #BRENDA LOOK AT THIS #martinescu 
@1 year ago with 19054 notes
#omfg 

footballwags:

(via minamadridista74)

@1 year ago with 29 notes
#OMFG #A;LKSDKAJDKLASDJSAKLDJASDLKASJD 

"If my daughter’s boyfriend was cule, I wouldn’t be so worried because those guys touch touch and never score."

Some guy I heard on a bar (via lemadridista)

(Source: isco-guapeton, via illarrasmendi)

@1 year ago with 583 notes
#OMFG OMFG #OMFG 

we fight like siblings, but fuck like champions

@1 year ago with 1 note
#omfg #true blood 

(via crristiano)

@1 year ago with 116440 notes
#when the fuUCKKKKKKK was this #askldjals;kdkjdakls;d;d; #OMFG 
laila-96:

Barcelona’s newspapers years ago, before Kaka, Ronaldo, Benzema, Ozil and Mourinho have joined Real Madrid. some of their headlines: “Replacing Benzema with Eto’o!!” “Kaka is close to Barcelona!!” “Now it’s Cristiano’s turn!!” “Mourinho with Barcelona!” now they’re enemies and hating on them..  since 2 seasons ago and now, these talks and headlines have been immediately transformed into “Mourinho and the dirty football” “coach following dirty way of playing” “Ronaldo the arrogant player” KEEP DREAMING BARCA. no team will ever be as successful as Real Madrid. 

mou was going to barcelona
but they didn’t like the fact that he wouldn’t change his attitude
so they went with pep

laila-96:

Barcelona’s newspapers years ago, before Kaka, Ronaldo, Benzema, Ozil and Mourinho have joined Real Madrid. some of their headlines: “Replacing Benzema with Eto’o!!” “Kaka is close to Barcelona!!” “Now it’s Cristiano’s turn!!” “Mourinho with Barcelona!” now they’re enemies and hating on them..  since 2 seasons ago and now, these talks and headlines have been immediately transformed into “Mourinho and the dirty football” “coach following dirty way of playing” “Ronaldo the arrogant player” KEEP DREAMING BARCA. no team will ever be as successful as Real Madrid. 

mou was going to barcelona

but they didn’t like the fact that he wouldn’t change his attitude

so they went with pep

(Source: allhailiker, via forevermisunderstood)

@1 year ago with 81 notes
#imagine if he would've gone though #omfg 
@1 year ago with 1199547 notes
#OMFG #SLKALSJKASJDKAJDAKJSDKASDKLAJSDKAJKD 

i saw adam sandler at work today

i can die in peace now

@1 year ago with 3 notes
#and supposedly david beckham come in there too #OMFG #alkdsjakldjakl;jad 

wingaardiumlevi0sa:

there were 7 billion pieces of biodegradable confetti, to represent each person in the world.

out there, in London, in the Olympic Stadium, there is a piece of biodegradable confetti dedicated to me.

(Source: lostviolentsouls, via monstermasche)

1 year ago
#omfg 

footballwags:

(via minamadridista74)

1 year ago
#OMFG #A;LKSDKAJDKLASDJSAKLDJASDLKASJD 

bitchstuber:

the progression of sergio’s drunkenness is directly related to his ability to keep his eyes open

completely sober

slightly tipsy

having a really good time

absolutely shitfaced

(Source: danicarvajalramos, via gonzalohiguains)

1 year ago
#omfg #;alsklksjdlkasjdaksdljad; 
"If my daughter’s boyfriend was cule, I wouldn’t be so worried because those guys touch touch and never score."
Some guy I heard on a bar (via lemadridista)

(Source: isco-guapeton, via illarrasmendi)

1 year ago
#OMFG OMFG #OMFG 
1 year ago
#omfg 

we fight like siblings, but fuck like champions

1 year ago
#omfg #true blood 
1 year ago
#omfg #lmfao #OMFG 
1 year ago
#when the fuUCKKKKKKK was this #askldjals;kdkjdakls;d;d; #OMFG 
1 year ago
#omfg 
laila-96:

Barcelona’s newspapers years ago, before Kaka, Ronaldo, Benzema, Ozil and Mourinho have joined Real Madrid. some of their headlines: “Replacing Benzema with Eto’o!!” “Kaka is close to Barcelona!!” “Now it’s Cristiano’s turn!!” “Mourinho with Barcelona!” now they’re enemies and hating on them..  since 2 seasons ago and now, these talks and headlines have been immediately transformed into “Mourinho and the dirty football” “coach following dirty way of playing” “Ronaldo the arrogant player” KEEP DREAMING BARCA. no team will ever be as successful as Real Madrid. 

mou was going to barcelona
but they didn’t like the fact that he wouldn’t change his attitude
so they went with pep
1 year ago
#imagine if he would've gone though #omfg 
1 year ago
#LMFAO #OMFG #FUNNIEST SHIT EVER 
1 year ago
#OMFG #SLKALSJKASJDKAJDAKJSDKASDKLAJSDKAJKD 
1 year ago
#OMFG #THIS IS SO PERFECT #BRENDA LOOK AT THIS #martinescu 

i saw adam sandler at work today

i can die in peace now

1 year ago
#and supposedly david beckham come in there too #OMFG #alkdsjakldjakl;jad 
1 year ago
#omfg