wingaardiumlevi0sa:

there were 7 billion pieces of biodegradable confetti, to represent each person in the world.

out there, in London, in the Olympic Stadium, there is a piece of biodegradable confetti dedicated to me.

(Source: lostviolentsouls, via monstermasche)

@2 years ago with 122158 notes
#omfg 

bitchstuber:

the progression of sergio’s drunkenness is directly related to his ability to keep his eyes open

completely sober

slightly tipsy

having a really good time

absolutely shitfaced

(Source: danicarvajalramos, via gonzalohiguains)

@2 years ago with 194 notes
#omfg #;alsklksjdlkasjdaksdljad; 
@2 years ago with 305 notes
#omfg 

cooolasssluusshhh:

wowfunniestposts:

that’s so traumatizing like imagine if the shampoo on your head just never ended

this blog is epic

LMFAOOOO I’M FUCKING CRYING!!!!!

(Source: , via ohaiti)

@2 years ago with 72815 notes
#omfg #lmfao #OMFG 
@2 years ago with 32310 notes
#omfg 
@2 years ago with 60207 notes
#LMFAO #OMFG #FUNNIEST SHIT EVER 
@2 years ago with 1013 notes
#OMFG #THIS IS SO PERFECT #BRENDA LOOK AT THIS #martinescu 
@2 years ago with 19052 notes
#omfg 

footballwags:

(via minamadridista74)

@2 years ago with 29 notes
#OMFG #A;LKSDKAJDKLASDJSAKLDJASDLKASJD 

"If my daughter’s boyfriend was cule, I wouldn’t be so worried because those guys touch touch and never score."

Some guy I heard on a bar (via lemadridista)

(Source: jamesguapeton, via jamessrodrigues)

@2 years ago with 587 notes
#OMFG OMFG #OMFG 

we fight like siblings, but fuck like champions

@2 years ago with 1 note
#omfg #true blood 

(via crristiano)

@2 years ago with 116523 notes
#when the fuUCKKKKKKK was this #askldjals;kdkjdakls;d;d; #OMFG 
laila-96:

Barcelona’s newspapers years ago, before Kaka, Ronaldo, Benzema, Ozil and Mourinho have joined Real Madrid. some of their headlines: “Replacing Benzema with Eto’o!!” “Kaka is close to Barcelona!!” “Now it’s Cristiano’s turn!!” “Mourinho with Barcelona!” now they’re enemies and hating on them..  since 2 seasons ago and now, these talks and headlines have been immediately transformed into “Mourinho and the dirty football” “coach following dirty way of playing” “Ronaldo the arrogant player” KEEP DREAMING BARCA. no team will ever be as successful as Real Madrid. 

mou was going to barcelona
but they didn’t like the fact that he wouldn’t change his attitude
so they went with pep

laila-96:

Barcelona’s newspapers years ago, before Kaka, Ronaldo, Benzema, Ozil and Mourinho have joined Real Madrid. some of their headlines: “Replacing Benzema with Eto’o!!” “Kaka is close to Barcelona!!” “Now it’s Cristiano’s turn!!” “Mourinho with Barcelona!” now they’re enemies and hating on them..  since 2 seasons ago and now, these talks and headlines have been immediately transformed into “Mourinho and the dirty football” “coach following dirty way of playing” “Ronaldo the arrogant player” KEEP DREAMING BARCA. no team will ever be as successful as Real Madrid. 

mou was going to barcelona

but they didn’t like the fact that he wouldn’t change his attitude

so they went with pep

(Source: allhailiker, via forevermisunderstood)

@2 years ago with 81 notes
#imagine if he would've gone though #omfg 
@2 years ago with 1430890 notes
#OMFG #SLKALSJKASJDKAJDAKJSDKASDKLAJSDKAJKD 

i saw adam sandler at work today

i can die in peace now

@2 years ago with 3 notes
#and supposedly david beckham come in there too #OMFG #alkdsjakldjakl;jad 

wingaardiumlevi0sa:

there were 7 billion pieces of biodegradable confetti, to represent each person in the world.

out there, in London, in the Olympic Stadium, there is a piece of biodegradable confetti dedicated to me.

(Source: lostviolentsouls, via monstermasche)

2 years ago
#omfg 

footballwags:

(via minamadridista74)

2 years ago
#OMFG #A;LKSDKAJDKLASDJSAKLDJASDLKASJD 

bitchstuber:

the progression of sergio’s drunkenness is directly related to his ability to keep his eyes open

completely sober

slightly tipsy

having a really good time

absolutely shitfaced

(Source: danicarvajalramos, via gonzalohiguains)

2 years ago
#omfg #;alsklksjdlkasjdaksdljad; 
"If my daughter’s boyfriend was cule, I wouldn’t be so worried because those guys touch touch and never score."
Some guy I heard on a bar (via lemadridista)

(Source: jamesguapeton, via jamessrodrigues)

2 years ago
#OMFG OMFG #OMFG 
2 years ago
#omfg 

we fight like siblings, but fuck like champions

2 years ago
#omfg #true blood 
2 years ago
#omfg #lmfao #OMFG 
2 years ago
#when the fuUCKKKKKKK was this #askldjals;kdkjdakls;d;d; #OMFG 
2 years ago
#omfg 
laila-96:

Barcelona’s newspapers years ago, before Kaka, Ronaldo, Benzema, Ozil and Mourinho have joined Real Madrid. some of their headlines: “Replacing Benzema with Eto’o!!” “Kaka is close to Barcelona!!” “Now it’s Cristiano’s turn!!” “Mourinho with Barcelona!” now they’re enemies and hating on them..  since 2 seasons ago and now, these talks and headlines have been immediately transformed into “Mourinho and the dirty football” “coach following dirty way of playing” “Ronaldo the arrogant player” KEEP DREAMING BARCA. no team will ever be as successful as Real Madrid. 

mou was going to barcelona
but they didn’t like the fact that he wouldn’t change his attitude
so they went with pep
2 years ago
#imagine if he would've gone though #omfg 
2 years ago
#LMFAO #OMFG #FUNNIEST SHIT EVER 
2 years ago
#OMFG #SLKALSJKASJDKAJDAKJSDKASDKLAJSDKAJKD 
2 years ago
#OMFG #THIS IS SO PERFECT #BRENDA LOOK AT THIS #martinescu 

i saw adam sandler at work today

i can die in peace now

2 years ago
#and supposedly david beckham come in there too #OMFG #alkdsjakldjakl;jad 
2 years ago
#omfg